We have celebrated the first annual teacher’s egg and spoon race.
It was a competition that had it all, big reputations, wild cards, disqualifications and a worthy winner. One of the pre-tournament favourties, Ms Love, who thought that the competition was in the bag was visibly distraught as her egg came crashing to the floor effectively ending her championship hopes. After two rounds of gruelling battle the competitors were whittled down to the finest two racers in the Northern Hempisphere*. The ‘Mighty’ Mr Goodchild vs The ‘Wizard’ Ms West. In a tense race, both made mistakes but Mr Goodchild was the quicker to recover and took a dramatic win by photo finish.
Afterwards, Mr Goodchild was heard to say ‘All these years of training have paid off. For me, it is one of the greatest sporting events on earth.’
We have photo evidence of one unscrupulous cheater, see if you can spot him!
*that happened to be at Newman School on the 23rd of March 2018